twas the night before christmas, and all through ripspace, santa was dodging gravwell drones so that he may deliver presents to all the planets in time. the nosferatu tried to give chase with the zombies, bats and vlads, as shaman and magefolk both tried there best with incantations, but all seemed for nought as the santamobile sled on by. dragons, pirates and all the rest tried to get him to go another way, but the jolly old man seemed to deaf to hear... and so all you could hear, was his jolly old ho ho ho, as the reindeer, blinded, went into the sun. in other news a slightly singed and older looking santa is delivering presents today, as it seems it was true that santa slid back 20 years.
merry christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
(it may not rhyme... but it was still fun making it up

)